Look, I’m not gonna hide the fact my children probs watch more TV than they should! And I’m sure your kids might have watched a bit if you’ve had any of the following throughs haha
- Why is a five minute show about singing potatoes so god damn catchy!
- I wish Dirt Girl and her pseudo-environmentalist-porn-star weirdness would just f&*k off! What focus group is even responsible for letting this thing on air!
- Is Miss Rabbit somehow evading tax? Because she literally has 400 jobs! And is she even qualified to do any of them?
- Wiggles, I love you! But can you guys just make these episodes longer please? I haven’t quite finished my coffee!
- No Baby Jake, it’s not time for an adventure, it’s time for me to change the channel!!
- Why the hell did they have to go and animate Banana’s in Pyjamas?! And why they even still friends with Rat after all the shitty things he’s done?
- How old is Ryder? Why does he so many dogs? And how is he bank rolling this entire operating?
- Why are parents letting their kids attend The Squirrel Club with a large dog who cannot even talk?
- Susie Sheep is by far the worst best friend ever and Peppa should ditch her!
- WTF is a ‘PJ Mask’? Where are their parents? What is going on right now?
- Mister Maker you are no Art Attack, stop trying to make fetch happen!
- Why have Fireman Sam and the police of Pontypandy not charged with Norman arson and had him locked the f&*k up?
- Anthony totes has the hot silver fox thing going on right now!
- Do the creators of ‘Puffin Rock’ know their show basically translates to ‘Smoking Crack’!
- Whatever happened to Johnson and Friends?
- So wait, Shaun The Sheep and Timmy Time are same same but different? What’s going on? I’m so confused right now?
- I could totally have a wine with Nanny Plum!
- Speaking of wine, is the the Octonauts I hear? Shit yeah nearly bed time!
What’s your most hated kids show?